August 2009
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woodpecker trying to get in my window!
according to wikipedia, snow leopards cannot roar. disappointing.
i thought i was tidying, but i’ve actually made a mess.
walking like a baby giraffe… not through choice, mind!
Venturing past climate camp on my way out, looks like a woeful circus.
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naughty cheating footballers should be made to wear a special distinguishing hat.
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My mother has joined Facebook
*phone rings*
Me: Hello, technical support, how may I help you?
My mother: I only have one friend.
here’s hoping the climate camp people get lost on the way to Blackheath as they think it’s in Greenwich…
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This morning I learnt that Frank Zappa named his daugher Moon Unit.
manufacturing myself some go faster stripes.
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come on sun! it is unacceptable that the only rain in the UK today is where I happen to be.
roast dinners are the best dinners.
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straws rule.
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Me: What are you doing? Are you being a cobra?
My brother: No! An owl.
My mistake.
i can’t do anything in 9.58 seconds.
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chinoooooooook. not seen one of those fly past for a while, they make a good noise.
sneaking around without my crutches, soon i shall possess ninja stealth.
“It’s like jazz, no structure.”
– My mother describing twitter.
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hinges have funny names. butt hinge and backflap hinge. teehee.
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unravelling knitting is BRILLIANT.
the local screechy child has been unleashed again. the terrifying noise this child makes sounds like someone trying to saw a dog in half.
spelling of unraveling not so brilliant. got excited.
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i’m going to have cheesecake for breakfast because there’s nobody to stop me!
102 for 8?! Oh, no… for 9. Have they even had lunch yet?
